Pinned trill

born too late to get lead poisoning
born too early to get dark matter poisining
born just in time to eat delicious and safe microplastics

Pinned trill

oh yeah i need to repost this so i can pin it on the new account.

'we are no longer the people we used to be' is an ambient/electronic/i dunno im bad with genres that was going to be the background music to a visual novel i never finished.

if you like magical girls or glitchy music give it a listen.

(cover art by @NatVoltaic its so good!)

gleamingmoonlight.bandcamp.com

:bing: valid to give a girl a comically bad pet name before you've even had a first date?

i hate being tony pizza voice: i hate being pikachu grundlethorpe IV

the name change form i printed and filled out 3 months ago changed so now i need to print and fill out the new one AND pay to get it notarized again in gonna start firebombing

i fucking hate leafblowers. why are you wasting energy and making so much noise to get leaves of the ground? theyre leaves! theyre supposed to be on the ground!

there's a joke i like that basically only works out loud but i'll try it in text 

what's the secret to a good joke timing

calling it now, someone on twitter will eventually coin the gender neutral term landlxdy

the inherent erotic nature of the relationship between a dullahan and their head

nsfw selfie 

whats the point of camping if you dont even get your tits out in the woods?

id probably be a tmbg fan cause i like all the songs ive heard but theres just so much of it and i can never tell what im actually listening to

:bing: how to convince the government to give me lots of money to move to vancouver and get a math degree

step one to fixing the housing problem in los angeles is to shoot every landlord and then kill all the rich people, actually

YOUR HEART

IS A MUSCLE

THE SIZE

OF YOUR FIST

KEEP ON LOVING

KEEP ON FIGHTING

AND HOLD ON

HOLD ON

HOLD ON FOR YOUR LIFE

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