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if I do your flooring or something and you're nice to me I draw a little plat and pineapple or something on the bottom of one of the tiles before I put it in to bless ur place with gud mana and protection from fools. if I do ur flooring and you're a houseflipper or something then fuck you u owe me double

Hi PP cum

I am fleeting
There is no sign of heat
I am docking
Meat in unloveable meat

I'm a penis haver on account of all the penises I stole

Lycion and Flekiiiii ❤️

is this what happens in the people's joker. Except the joker is also the magicalgirl

Platplatplatplat... plat!

VR1SK4 3V3RY T1M3 YOU TRY TO G3T MY COCK WR4PP3D 1N 8 F33T OF B4CON 1 W1LL T4K3 4 S1NGL3 B1T3 TO M4K3 YOU F1ND MOR3

EU parliament releasing a dove but then seeing an olive branch and shitting themselves and shooting at it then cutting it down

there's a cheeto in the whitehouse committing genocide!!
wait no it's just a rabbid doggo. obviously then it's justified uwu uwu uwu

RETURN OF THE SPHUSSY

This was actually foreshadowing for the Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl's Pearl

Maongo (Mao Mango)

GIRL HELP MY SHITPOST IS IN THE BACK OF A BOOK WITH AN ACTUAL ISBN NOW. IM A PUBLISHED ARTIST WITH ONE MEEM TO MY NAME
luckily I am going to do an actual piece when book two comes out

anyway read witch of dezina https://witchofdezina.com

Oh god my friend asked if she could print one of my funny meme shitposts in her book which is cool but it's right next to all this well done fanart so now I'm like NOOOOOO I WOULDVE DONE AN ACTUAL PIECE

X-23 is her deadname. usually when I say Wolverine I'm talking now about Laura.
Logan is Wolverine's Dad

Logan: short king of the greater xmen polycule, also neverending scalene triangle with Scott and Jean
Laura: after processing things and gaining more autonomy is now a funky little bisexual, keeps having unfortunate relationships with mid dudes but is absolutely in gaysies with Jubilee and Sooraya
Gabby: Gay baby that got out of jail. keeps making up yuri scenarios in her head of that girl on the bus
Akihiro: evil faggot who uses iceman as his personal meat fridge, in true wolverine style