shriked skylar 💫 @cormoranthine@shrike.club

One of my favorite internet cats at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2co1C-2lTI

drake: you're short lol

kendrick: you are a pedophile *outro is the voice mail for drake's dentist's office*

the "mutual at 15 / same mutual at 25" post sucks actually because steven universe episodes The Return + Jail Break, the earliest possible episodes for shipping jasper and lapis, premiered in march 2015. that mutual is not 25 yet. they're not even getting into yogurt yet

@junebug magical goddess bequeaths you with a Death Note style demon eye that lets you gauge at a glance what kind of stats or powers pedestrians would have in the fantasy world. she then shouts increasingly specific orders for warriors at you over your kei truck's CB radio. there's some kind of epochal battle going on over there, and they need all the help they can get

@junebug "TRUCK-KUN CHRONICLE: You Want Me To Commit Vehicular Manslaughter To Save The Kingdom?!"

they should do an international arrest warrant for Netanyahu and open it up to world's most eccentric bounty hunters. just an absolute freak show of weirdos and operators, all trying to take him down for a payday like it's Wacky Races.

like a guy from Texas with tight jeans and a sun baked squint. another guy with twin pet panthers. some lady gymnast who is a master of disguise. a former astronaut that lost custody of his kids and has nothing to lose. Steven Segal. y'know.

this tiktok of a zionist influencer trying to interview encampment protesters and breaking down into tears because of their flawless opsec fucking kills me dude, absolutely hilarious
https://www.tumblr.com/kropotkindersurprise/749053259518509056/april-28-2024-an-unintentionally-funny-video-by