Dark Age of the Futanari @foxoplasmosis@shrike.club

oh.... onions make you cry? thats cool i guess... anyway i am meeting the president later today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cu_dza1HIM

the worst moment in all of deep rock galactic history just happened to me and i screamed so loud that my microphone peaked 100%

who wrote Tears, Sphinxstone and Limestone? it might be my single favourite bit of writing in the whole game. this for sure is my favourite storylet in the game

if the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls was a furry he woulg be amurry guichon

like, it becomes meaningless. in fallout new vegas deathclaws are a really cleverly employed creature that serves as a soft wall for progression that cannot be defeated at all for a LONG time, unless you are very clever and experienced. in fallout 4 they are just a guy you kill to feel cool and powerful and get a hands free orgasm 1 hour in. yeah no shit of course the game didn't hook me, i immediately realized after this that it wants to be disney world & not a story a player can be a part of!

bethesda figured, power armor is cool, right? let's give players power armor at the start of the game. miniguns are cool, right? give the player a minigun at the start of the game. and what's a cool thing to kill with a minigun? that's right, a deathclaw, those are cool. it's cool if a player kills one of those real early, that should hook them

why are those things cool? well in fallout 3, new vegas, killing a deathclaw, getting power armor, those are ACCOMPLISHMENTS and not FLASHY STORY FILLER

Everyone loves talking about how Starfield is a disaster nowadays but I'll be real it was already obvious within an hour of starting Fallout 4 that they had completely lost the plot on what a role playing game even is

Mom.. Dad.. I'm an entity

Heartwarming! Bloodsoaked horse spotted rampaging through London streets

Dramatic action sequence shot from a helicopter zooming on an ant climbing up a hill

discord is really making me await my endpoint right now!

Guys. New Justice album is out

In my restless dreams, I see that chef... Barbeque Pistol.

CIA completely content with letting the dragons in Yellowstone chill out and dig rocks. New York dragon with the power to ambiently disorient every driver and cyclist crucified within minutes

we should be thankful of today being far beyond the idea of fearing a fire dragon. just, like, call the fire department. what you SHOULD fear today is a dragon with the capability to effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 every phone in the area

I'm a jalapeno popper fan and I think Ian is a huge baby

The "false killer whale" is such a fucked up species name. Dude just because humans fucked up and thought it was an orca doesn't mean we should call its species a fake ass knockoff bitch forever

Jibbs was right. This shit IS bananas

be very careful and ready to pack up if you see a lot of shells washed up on the beach. this indicates a clam before the storm