havent logged in for a year BUT i wanted to share the joy of seeing a northern flicker for the first time. thank you birdsite for existing

trying not to laugh at work thinking about my favorite bit again (drinking out of a wine glass by holding it in both hands)

TEREZIBALL!!!!!! can we have this an emote? :B (thank you sky for rendering this i love you.)

[touching the ground, looking in horror] .... baseball happened here...

What the apartment needs is a woman's touch. You grab a TOWEL you found lying around and dampen it with water from the toilet. This is how ordinary people clean ordinary houses, right?

CONJURES UP ORNATE MATHEMAGICAL SYMBOLS AND SPELL CIRCLES TO DISTRACT FROM MY DEVASTATING ROUNDHOUSE AIMED DIRECTLY AT YOUR DICK

The staff union of the Audubon Society has voted to remove John James Audubon as its namesake. Until such time as they vote to select their new name, they will be known as The Bird Union. twitter.com/thebirdunion/statu

listen listen listen okay—!! cowboy au just so reigen can wear tassels. he deserves it okay. I DESERVE IT.

gross 

had to use my brother in law’s bathroom and there was an inch-high stack of used qtips. orange. does he not have a trash can?

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bro how are you gonna be an “alpha male” you don’t have soap OR towels in your bathroom

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS