harley @harley@shrike.club

Your honor I only did that for attention

overwhelming desire to know "the real reason" behind things. whats the REAL REASON jfk was killed? whats the REAL REASON elon musk owns twitter? whats the REAL REASON we landed on the moon? whats the REAL REASON we have nutrition facts labeled on all our food? whats the REAL REASON they gave out those stimulus checks?

I am trying to upload a wonderful video that I made but Mastodon keeps doing "compression" that makes the file size BIGGER and it's driving me insane.

ok. i think enough time has passed. what on earth was going on with NFTs?

its truly the validation doing all of the legwork in this scenario but validation is an arachnid with 8 powerful legs

yes im a lesbian and borderline asexual but if a tall man nonchalantly treated me like a girl without trying to be sexy... anything could happen

Toby Fox, the homestuck musician?

with regards to government, refer to the tried-and-true adage: "never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice"

hello shrike doctors. more often than not, i've noticed that i cannot breathe very deeply. it's not the same out of breath i feel after physical activity. it actually feels like a tightness in my stomach/ribs/lungs that's making my breathing a lot more labored than it should be. i do not wheeze or cough and i don't feel this way when i walk around town. i am always anxious when i feel this way but i feel very deeply that the lack of oxygen causes the anxiety instead of vice versa. am i dying

Just got picked up by a major network!

Stay tuned for more details, but for now here is a sneak peak of Harley Show!

i probably just found myself pretty quickly. i was very used to Being Me even when me sucked and when i wasnt liked for it. i think as long as you're honestly being yourself, even if your "self" sort of blows sometimes, you eventually become better and cooler. sometimes someone can waste a lot of time working on a version of themself that doesn't exist.

i actually havent changed much since 13 years old. im just me but 1000x better. everyone i grew up with has changed since then but im just the same person, healthy. what's up with that !!!

ive known some of you for seven years

i have a psychological eval that confirms i have adhd and also proof that ive been prescribed adderall before. what is the quickest most cost effective way for me to get prescribed again? my previous psychiatrist who prescribed me those meds left the practice and im in missouri now :(

aurizzm aside i would like to thank homestuck for getting me a first date today. happy 4/13 everybody!

Me in elementary school: Why are they having us learn how to analyze political cartoons if we're never going to read the newspaper

Me as an adult: I see, so this politician sucks because he was depicted as a crying soyjak,

i didnt do much one of my friends took me to steak n shake and then the other bought me an air fryer. biggest thing is that im no longer a teenager

i cannot believe i haven't told anyone here yet oh my god. i turned 20 on april 5. im officially two decades old. i cant believe i didnt do a birthday post,

me: man i havent posted here in a while i wonder if people still like me

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