Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club
- Who
- they/them 28
- What
- libertarian marxist
- Classpect
- classified
- Almost completely unknown
- outside of Texas, and on the West Coast
main account is @kniferoomba
Joined Oct 2022
Pinned trill
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Riley!
seeing the people's joker at the Alamo Drafthouse has to be the most jarring moviegoing experience possible
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girl snout cookies
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clocksucker
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I'm smoking the shit that made Chuck tingle
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Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience.
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But we will do our best to understand regardless.
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The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.
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@so_treu it feels like we've been stuck in a time warp since like 2016 tbh
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when people say “there are more vacant houses than homeless people” what they mean is “homeless people should be forcibly relocated to, like, West Virginia.” most of the long term vacant housing in this country is in places that have no jobs and are hostile to queer people
love how Charles Mudede in the Stranger calls his articles "posts"
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i saw Monkey Man today and it was fantastic. also Dev Patel is soooooo hoooot but that's obvious i guess
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once again I am reminding you of that time the CIA sent someone to assassinate Fidel Castro and he looked her in the eyes while she was holding a gun up to him and went 'im too sexy to die' and then they fucked
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Not only not voting but moving to ohio with my family for a month just so I can not vote for Biden in a swing state
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My mom's partner, for some indiscernible reason, washes his hair in the kitchen sink????
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I'm on Rat Patrol
Come on Rat Patrol
Yeah
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finally saw Uncut Gems
Jorge Polanco looks like he heard a scary noise in his room in the middle of the night and then his face got stuck like that
- Who
- they/them 28
- What
- libertarian marxist
- Classpect
- classified
- Almost completely unknown
- outside of Texas, and on the West Coast
main account is @kniferoomba
Joined Oct 2022
