Riley! @pataphysicker@shrike.club

god i want to make out with solanum so bad,

sorry my schedule is full

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45 deg F is the best temperature imo

getting muscle implants is insane. like who hasn't seen the Anchor Arms episode of spongebob? we all know how it ends

learned that drake has fake abs from the kendrick diss

DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO

they should do an international arrest warrant for Netanyahu and open it up to world's most eccentric bounty hunters. just an absolute freak show of weirdos and operators, all trying to take him down for a payday like it's Wacky Races.

like a guy from Texas with tight jeans and a sun baked squint. another guy with twin pet panthers. some lady gymnast who is a master of disguise. a former astronaut that lost custody of his kids and has nothing to lose. Steven Segal. y'know.