Paul's Henderson @paulsrockinmastodon@shrike.club

as far as i'm concerned, all art is weed art

Takayasu: I consent
Hokutofuji: I consent
Gyoji: Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

friend: you mean Zugzwang???

me: i don't speak italian man tell me in english

[leaning over to my chess playing buddy] hey, uh. can you tell me what "sucks wang" means

IS JANE WHITE IN FIGHTING VIPERS 2 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

i can't post her... i'm sorry....

honey's look is pretty fun. she looks like a weird sexy robot maid with wings. the weird ring-bound stockings are fun

her outfit in VF2 is.... better....? idk the glasses look goofy. i don't hate it though

[the terminator calls my house]

The Terminator: "what is your favorite arcade racing game"

Me?: "Why, Sega Racing Classic, of course!"

The Terminator: [hangs up]

The Terminator: [looking at my son] Your father is dead.

bad

y'know in hindsight grace's outfit was kinda ...?

All that to say:

Here's to you, Arkane Austin. Y'all deserved better.

As I was leaving, either the secretary or one of the devs, I can't remember which, ended up chasing me down and giving me a small paper bag. They had filled it with a bunch of exclusive swag and gear from various conventions, preorder stuff and launch parties.

Anyway. Long story short, I made some developer's days that day I think. I've entered the industry since then, and now I understand what it's like to be on the other side, and.... Well, among other things, I don't regret being a fake fan and gassing them up.

"Jesus christ, this must be one of the most fucking thankless jobs imaginable."