@junebug magical goddess bequeaths you with a Death Note style demon eye that lets you gauge at a glance what kind of stats or powers pedestrians would have in the fantasy world. she then shouts increasingly specific orders for warriors at you over your kei truck's CB radio. there's some kind of epochal battle going on over there, and they need all the help they can get
@junebug "TRUCK-KUN CHRONICLE: You Want Me To Commit Vehicular Manslaughter To Save The Kingdom?!"
Connections #326
i would complain about how i dont know fucking anything about actors or movies, but we all have our flaws. no one is perfect. some people even write puzzles that require knowledge of a popular actor's filmography. what a sad life that must be
i realized halfway through that i was somehow misreading "tire" as "the". oh well
Connections
Puzzle #326
🟨🟩🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟪🟪🟦
🟦🟪🟩🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟪🟦🟦
they should do an international arrest warrant for Netanyahu and open it up to world's most eccentric bounty hunters. just an absolute freak show of weirdos and operators, all trying to take him down for a payday like it's Wacky Races.
like a guy from Texas with tight jeans and a sun baked squint. another guy with twin pet panthers. some lady gymnast who is a master of disguise. a former astronaut that lost custody of his kids and has nothing to lose. Steven Segal. y'know.
this only works if you pronounce \geq the way i do, which makes it the best kind of hyperspecific joke
connections is truly the ultimate proof that no matter how humble i try to make myself seem, i am always prideful at heart
Connections
Puzzle #324
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
this tiktok of a zionist influencer trying to interview encampment protesters and breaking down into tears because of their flawless opsec fucking kills me dude, absolutely hilarious
https://www.tumblr.com/kropotkindersurprise/749053259518509056/april-28-2024-an-unintentionally-funny-video-by
net neutrality is back! https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/25/technology/fcc-net-neutrality-open-internet.html
nonbinary, 22. someday i'll write things again