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Ada stabbed
Ada stabbed

@ada pull the top off, lick off the inner bit (keep eye contact) then eat the bottom and top together

it's kind of incredible, it's a sweet designed to make a mess no matter what

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Having tompouce. You must attack it to eat it

That disgusting mound the teletubbies call a home

does anyone here remember co.vu domains. ppl used them for tumblr blogs but i was hosting my minecraft server with one of those as connect info

Someone needs to get into my head and do something about this headache

Ada stabbed
Ada stabbed

dawg they're sending my ass to about:blank 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ada stabbed

"I'm looking at pictures of Noo-noo and this thing looks crazyyy."
- @ada

"I think I would be a very good Tellytubby"
"Do you think there could be like, a mom friend Tellytubby?"
- Jasmine @mostportem

(Louder this time) I Could Be Fragging

Critical support for the bacon timeline

northernlion has a tremendous forehead

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