Cher @beatrix@shrike.club

🩷 worlds best mom mug 🩷

🩷 mommy patch that lives in my wallet 🩷

🩷 sexy mama keychain and tattoo that i definitely did not get because i kinned mom lalonde as a 19 year old 🩷

🩷 i heart divorced moms shirt and milf candle 🩷

appreciation post of all of my milf themed items 🩷 freud’s mom charm first 🩷

i love harassment <3

merry christmas from your favorite comeowrade

happy new year

Jeshin

the black, red and olive all have the same fabric, while the plaid ones each feel different in dif ways! they’re comfy and have served me well, but in the year to six months that i’ve owned them, they’ve finally crossed into “only wearing this in laundry day” territory due to the fact that they just don’t fit!

i got them when i was still around 240 lbs and a 22/24, and they fit pretty well between 16-22. all are meant to fit around your waist and cut a really nice silhouette when they’re not sliding towards your hips (hi). six decorative buttons on the front, come down below the knee, and they have pockets that can fit like, an iphone & some knickknacks. i WILL say that they will slide down a lot if you have a lot of shit in your pockets tho

#bqsweep

payment thru paypal or zelle if we know each other, preferably thighs up, more characters=more cash. for nsfw i would prefer to discuss whatever kinks you want beforehand, but 🫡

i already have some people lined up for oc comms (SORRY FOR THE DELAYS. ADMITTEDLY HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY MONEY YET BUT LIKE. LIFE HAS BEEN A BITCH) however. if anyone wants like any canon troll comms. i kind of went overboard on spending and need money to justify buying a new mic lol...so if you want....homestuck or vast error characters........maybe even nsfw...................and $30 starting price..........................................hi

seasons greetings

here...a tutorial....just for you...........

#stringcheese