im the bird gay @callieroxy@shrike.club

fucked up that i saw this and was like "ah, lesbian clown"

i think i might just be a musicals guy

MAMMA MIA IS A FUCKING GREAT MOVIE

this fucks so hard you guys. if the grill wasnt out of commission for the weekend, grilled chicken w this..............................

bean

i feel like christmas came early

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CATEGORY. ALEXA PLAY HOME WE'RE FINALLY LANDING

2:51:55 BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S AN EIGHT MINUTE TIMESAVE FROM THE LAST RECORD

I MISSED CATCHING THE FIRST EVER ALL ADVANCEMENTS RUN UNDER THREE HOURS LIVE BY ****TWENTY MINUTES*** FUUUUUUCK

a bluebird dropped a stick on me. i am the chosen one

catmen

blaseball is a disgrace. nerd pacheco would eat a peanut and have the only superallergic reaction ever seen, completely minimizing them in every category and making them the worst pitcher ever seen, about 25 ingame days later.

28 batters faced.
83 pitches
26 strikeouts
0 balls

ok i found it https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/b7c79ed3-0f33-41ec-b39a-e8abfaf24a96 look at the strikeouts

a one hitter. which is great and all but theres something about it that i think is really fucked up

found out about a blaseball game today.

new all advancements world record-- 3 hours, 3 minutes

#BeanDesire