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wow hearing a first-hand account of what army recruiters get up to sure is something!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Fh3aIlq5

"get a real job" i say in between grueling shifts of moving numbers around on a spreadsheet

living in america is so cool right now specifically. dems treat a means-tested tax credit like it's better than the new deal, the gop decries the policy as flagrant anti-patriotic marxism, and literally everyone else has covid, 2 jobs, and cannot pay any bill

it's never been clearer that the people who run this country do not live in this country

every death by a preventable illness, every overdose, every homeless person suffering exposure to the elements, every suicide, every accident caused by overwork, every debt incurred by poverty, all of these and more are a failure of the state, not of the individual

the freedom sold to us by our leaders is the freedom to pick from a short list of jobs where you will work yourself to death for someone else's profit. rugged individualism is a trap: we are all victims of capital

[gen x comedian voice] "abolish ICE"??? but i thought you *wanted* to stop climate change!

as an independently intelligent and well read and informed american journalist i can tell you with grave certainty that we are going to have to do something about the menace in the east at all costs. specifically the cost of more american lives and labor. break your back upon the stone so that we may break china's back! die for our riches, humunculi

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personally i find it quite alarming that china isn't willing to appease the blood god capital with more human sacrifices. what concerns me as an average american is the fact that the chinese government isn't allowing the mass death of its human capital stock. not very American!

me, a proud self-styled revolutionary fighting back against the bourgeois state in a brutal war of attrition: if you say the words "vanguard party" to me i am going to report you to the FBI

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peaceful protest is gonna pay off any day now, i can feel it

no one:
me: i don't think it's fair that media so frequently demonizes guys who have a psychosexual addiction to racist hit-and-runs :/
everyone: what
me: and now i'm being persecuted!

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tune in in 15 minutes to watch me criticize a liberal criticizing roger waters
twitch.tv/sarahzedig

breaking new ground by becoming the first white woman artist to develop a substance abuse problem

it's like they say, you can't spell "lol, lmao," without MAO 🇨🇳😤

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