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horse is like eevee and giraffe and zebra are like eeveelution

Active-camouflage whoopee cushion. Only 450 won on Temu. Buy now

Thought prompted by the first time ever I saw an absolutely gorgeous hunk of a guy with the single most YCH looking ass wife ever. Mad about it. Going to go homewrecking

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I love it when kids go "Are you a boy or a girl" and I tell them "both! :D and they either go "cool!" or just stir the idea in their minds for a few seconds while continuing to stare before their attention span immediately runs out

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Six year olds were cooking when they pioneered the technique of asking a normally sensitive question in such an abjectly direct and unassuming way that it slices clean through any sense of etiquette an adult has

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April 21st, 2024

Crew found no success ashore in hunting or foraging. Supplies of Buldak Spicy Ramen now utterly depleted. May God save us.

HEARTBREAKING: Wealthy Furry's Fursona Design Sucks Complete Irredeemable Shit

Do any shrikes.. know someone who could help with a bit of tattoo design. Fairly straightforward geometrics and lines, but I think it could be done a bit better than my drawing in Paint. There's the matter of composition as well too -w-

DON'T DO THIS TIKTOK TREND. (Wait, why?)
So there's this song, that you can find on YouTube.. that's about a man, stapling tapeworms to his... "unmentionables." (Bro, seriously?)

the smallest beast (taxonomic) in the world is the weasel

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS