kal_la_kal_la @kal_la_kal_la@shrike.club

I do think one of the saddest things to be is a like 20-year old self-described neoliberal LGBT person who sincerely believes that Democratic politicians all being anti gay marriage etc until literally five minutes ago was a completely necessary pragmatic move to win elections

One day I'm gonna say Alhamdullilah to a cop and it'll be all downhill from there

Nearly said Assalamualaikum to a bus driver and had to cut myself off mid-phrase

It would be so much fun to end my every sentence with "nyo" like Di Gi Charat

Actually the best poster on shrike club but I have psychic posting inhibitors affixed so my posts suck instead

Saw a TERF with a flower-crown type picrew icon w/ pastel pride flag background and that might be *too* risible

What's the maximum number of bedrooms you could have one (standard-size) bathroom be en-suite to without it being non-functional I wonder

Like what if you don't wanna undress in the bathroom and water splasha your clothes

I always lose myind a little when I'm at someone's house and I see that they have like a bathroom that's an en-suite for two bedrooms - i.e. it has two doors that open into each respective bedroom - because while the 1:1 bedroom to bathroom ratio required to give everyone an en-suite is far too much, 2:1 is definitely reasonable.

Plus being straight isn't a barrier to your having gay sex, broaden your horizons man