Paul's Henderson @paulsrockinmastodon@shrike.club

this isn't anything

boss makes a dollar

i make my rent

an elephant's loyal

one-hundred percent

always play correspondence chess and do a really fucking awful job at it on company time

boss makes a dollar

i make a dime

that's why i stare at my phone for ten minutes before making a horrifyingly stupid blunder in correspondence chess where i have three days to make a move

on company time

finally. the paper mario the thousand year door game. just a month away

i'm a movies and cartoons only kinda comic book media guy sorry, so i didn't know that magneto had like, mostly flipped to being a good guy/anti-hero in most of his depictions these days. guess the "magneto was right" crowd won over or something idk i love shit like that anyway

tradmill. for my tradwife. am i right gamers

i just bought a tradmill. holy shit.

its gonna rain so much this next week... i need to get a treadmill asap

i have officially beaten every deck in balatro at least once

i should get an award for this planet spread

looks like the police are rioting in austin again

like, chad smith/will farrell levels of alike

i just realized that matthew porretta looks like vince gilligan

still feels like magic to be able to see without wearing glasses though. i haven't been able to do that since before 4th grade

i love wearing contacts but god i wish they worked better

ended up winning this guy over hell yeah

why couldn't have he done it to something that's actually a problem like amino or kik

we're losing support of the youth, quick let's ban/heavily fuck with THEIR LARGEST SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM