UNSAFE DYKE KEEP CLEAR @theawesomerazz@shrike.club

not to be a mommas dyke BUT i love my mom :)

debating if i would like to write or draw

i inconvenience someone and will live the rest of my life convinced ive done it, ive chased them off for good

tw based content

beyond scared straight is mid by itself but reaction videos are so fucking funny. its the same clip but the "oh nahhhh" on top of it fucking sends me

taking a deep breath and trying to remember no one hates me im just dehydrated

i dont rly like watching beyond scared straight but i love watching ppl react to it its so fucking funny

i am so sociable and outgoing if its MY choice but if like my roommate or family member is inviting ppl over im holed up in my room hiding

i probably couldve saved some money not ordering food but like. i did not want to be around strangers rn

*this polycule in question

like if sunken place had levels to it there would be cracker barrel and then awwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way at the bottom is the polycule

u wanna talk abt the sunken place thats what happens when u, not white, enter a polycule w only white ppl in it

i didnt realize the whole playboy resemblance olivier has but u know what. the old playboy bunny outfits were fire

i want to d*e

im doing my virtual interview and shaking like a fucking leaf "speak w energy compassion and professionalism" hoooooh my god

i think ive earned a little hostility towards my peers. as a treat

u know what im surprised never has openings? nebraska. ive seen alaska and hawaii looking for travel employees before nebraska

im trying to remember what other state had an opening yesterday but i know for sure california was one bc my agency messaged me directly like hey u wanna be a katy perry california girl

here these ppl hate fun

one thing i miss abt my last urology gig is that i could debate the logistics of a penis getting stuck during fellatio w/ my coworkers and/or boss and not be reported to hr