electric sheep @ArtemisRubey@shrike.club

shaking anarch games by the shoulders until they realize they are not being Undertale 2 with this "you only get to play it Exactly Once" bullshit

you ever, like. think "this is an interesting artistic decision and i respect your ability as an indie artist to make it, as this wouldn't be possible in anything corporate-controlled. however i think this artistic decision SUCKS ASS,"

oh man i have not logged on here myself in a while adfkljasdf8iasdf WHATUP

thinking of my new guy, who asked a devil(ish) for power in exchange for her face name and whole-ass identity, the devil got freaked out and said no, and my guy said "Okay then :)," bound it, forced the trade, and then stuffed the devil into the empty space to use the power

*floating, glass shattering* I Need To Come Up With Their Names

*eyes glowing, power violently surging* I have two new guys

it is legitimately really dire i walk back in and i feel just the shittiest i've felt since. well. since before apollo showed up to help me out i guess. gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i like. i came here for the period of time that i did to be nice and to not making dealing with her a hassle for the next year but god if this is how it's going to be then i'm going to drop by next christmas and immediately olly out

like on the one hand she doesn't know how like, deeply frustrating this is and hopefully she never will. but on the other she does stuff like this all the time because she assumes that i'm just A Lump That Sits In The Bedroom which i was as a teen but makes interacting with her as an adult so fucking frustrating

honestly this is a situation that i wouldn't have minded if it wasn't for, like, how my brother's choices have been narrowed down to "sit around in the house nude and miserable" and that's it,

and she KNOWS all of my clothes are still in there! she said she was going to help me unload them today, we just didn't last night because we were both tired!

so i'm sitting here wearing this dirty blouse that i wore yesterday that has sauce all over it and the time that we WERE planning for apollo to go out and get some time for himself is slipping away because his comp tank is still in there!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi everyone! why is my mom like this!!! i.e. leaving for work in her car with all of my clothes STILL INSIDE without bothering to wake me up because my alarm didn't go off

Regardless GOD I wish they had more volume/evenness it drives me crazy

On the one hand I want a larger chest. tig bitties, verified bazongas, etc. But on the other hand, that would be.... unfair to Apollo. So this is honestly a solid middle ground.

I have 0 frame of reference for how big my tits are. Thoughts?

i suddenly understand all those chuds who flipped over their furry crush not having bazongas or whatever. This Is What They Took From You

WHAT DID THEY FUCKING DO TO PHYREXIAN OBLITERATOR

Oh right might as well diagnose Apollo since he's sure as heck not gonna do it himself: Knight of Mind. I am. Pretty sure the Knight part stands out to literally everyone who has ever talked with him lmao