Augmented Human E-621 @Paradox@shrike.club

kushala daora: pros: huge sexy dragon. cons: made of steel
apex arzuros: massive bear, less clumsy than arzuros
diablos: known for fucking good, but unfortunately has a very bad mouth for sex
garangolm: HUGE fists.
anjanath: its a t rex
goss horag: CRAZY strong, ice powers
barioth: like nargacuga, but the tusks would get in the way
espinas: fire and poison and paralysis? oh my.

rathalos: sexy dragon, unfortunately no arms to pin you
rathian: sexy dragon, unfortunately no arms to pin you

volvidon: LONG tongue, paralytic saliva
chameleos: LONG tongue
pukei-pukei: LONG tongue
teostra: its like a lion with wings thats on fire and is a king
zinogre: strong as fuck, very good shape to pin you
mizutsune: graceful, produces lubricant with its body
malzeno: huge sexy dragon, surrounded by flying parasites, probably should be S tier

tigrex: it could rip me in half with one claw-hand
magnamalo: just a weirdly sexually dominant attitude. real tough.

lunagaron: werewolf, cold
gore magala: hhHh hh h h h hhh hh hh?
tetranadon: vore
nargacuga: precise and strong and decisive like big cat. great shape for pinning
rakna-kadaki: webs
valstrax: people fuck planes, right? (its a sexy dragon)
rajang: could rip me in half with its bare hands; has hands
almudron: mud and muck and slowing goop.
bazelgeuse: people fuck planes, right? (its a sexy dragon)

khezu: its khezu.

i considered putting espinas higher and tbh i kind of regret putting it as low as B tier - the toxic paralytic fireballs are kind of a winner

with less of my personal biases, i would move nargacuga to A tier and bazel to... something lower than where it is.

without further adieu: how much i would enjoy fucking every non-variant monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster (with the exception of apex arzuros who is also here)

i could give you my reasoning behind each and every one

i made a tier list of how good every non-variant monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster would be to fuck but i dont know if the worlds ready for that kind of thing yet. do you feel ready for that kind of thing

actually the more my meds kick in the more i want to cause grave property damage. to my own property, for any feds out there

whats the most violent explosion i can realistically cause without legal ramification.

i took my meds three hours late today and this is what happens

i think its fucked up that youre not allowed to lay land mines and claymores in your own home. i want my home safe even when im not there and i cant take care of a dog

god i wish jade harley would breathe fire in the colosseum

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