🐶 Cowboy 🐶 @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

Typical Male Behavior:

simple way to know which houses to rob

Class consciousness

About Me:

Lovebird volleyball

Look komaeda, I just can’t do this anymore. I’ve sent the divorce papers over, don’t make this harder then it has to be.

Flat Fuck Fanfic Friday

Boy of friend

Every song about Lousianna is like, "The causeway is long, you can't stop the water, I own a shot gun, and we're all going to die" and it always slaps.

DTF (Down to Fight)

App that lets you find another guy in your area who wants to fight behind the local 7/11

Country music has become so gentrified and is sang predominantly by white men in their 20s who've never done a days work of manual labor and lived in the suburbs. The only good country music is Southern and Appalachian folk music.

owo accent

No one is more ruthless then Catholic school girls, One time a girl in the hallway looked me up in down, made a face of disgust, and then crossed herself.

Anarchohomoeroticism

"Yeah, I know about buying shorts", I say, spending another 30 bucks on a pair of packing boxers.

The gay agenda? Oh, you mean MLM schemes?

National Bank of Gamestonks

Shout out to all the female husbands and malewives out there.

Pomeroy