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One of the things that they don't tell you about Helen Keller, "Overcoming her disabilities" and becoming one of the most prolific public speakers in her time - is that her speeches were on the benefits of radical communism and Georgism.

14th century tumblr user: dni if you read RPF like D*nte's Inf*rno

You can tell I copy pasted this from my tumblr because I have the tone indicator to ensure everyone that I don't think gold star trans men are a real thing and I just made this up to be funny

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Gold Star trans man, I've only slept with lesbians. /j

The recalled products are: Neutrogena Beach Defense aerosol sunscreen, Neutrogena Cool Dry Sport aerosol sunscreen, Neutrogena Invisible Daily defense aerosol sunscreen, Neutrogena Ultra Sheer aerosol sunscreen and Aveeno Protect + Refresh aerosol sunscreen.

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I believe they had to pull their Neutrogena and Aveeno sunblocks for, *checks Notes* fucking umm, carcinogen benzene, which causes leukemia when exposed to long term - such as applying it to your body and face every day every 2-4 hours or as directed.

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J&J pulled sunblocks for, you guessed it, ingredients that are linked to skin cancer.

Going to start using the single low quotation mark as a comma in my Tumblr notes to trick people into thinking im God.

*uses mens 3 in one as toothpaste, shaving cream, hair gel, and lube*

These tags in my notes making me feel some sort of way. I must say.

I'm going insane, I'm feeling deranged, I'm going through a s sick and twisted change.

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

Self care this, self care that. Ok, but have you considered community care and solidarity?

Ezra Koenig: the gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out

Me:*nods sagely* the wisdom teeth are out.

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