🐶 <-- forced to work @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

The inherent homoeroticism of the sailor hat

When two straight people date it cancels out via PEMDAS. This is why they're no happy cishet couples, as the moment they start dating, they both become gay.

Fucked up people still think the supreme court is real...they made it up to scare little kids. It's like fr*nce. it isn't real.

Fellas, is it gay to unionize?

Look, I'm not a Marxist, but I will die on the "He and Engels definitely fucked on at least one occasion and that's great" hill.

Reminder that the first person to commit crime in space was a lesbian and that's very cool and sexy. More lesbian space crime. This is my political philosophy.

Just remembered this article. Can't believe NASA forgot about lesbianism. (also, I like the accidental implication that if it was an all male mission they'd just be fucking all the time.)

BQ and Kate are talking about blazeball and I'm over here like:

States where women be shopping

More testimonials

If you're not destroying gender then your a looser and a cuck, imo.

Dirk reluctantly owns a hatch back, becouse no one in their right mind will sell him a truck, so this is his compensation

I say "coffee" and it immediately summons Valerie to the kitchen.

Consider, if you will
Space shanties. Like sea shanties, but in space.

Big if true

My kitchen is filled with lesbians.

Just Remembered my favorite King of the Hill scene

ACAB (Assigned Catholic at Birth)