unsafe dykes to keep clear of (I love them all)
- catra
- mercutio
- vriska
- harrow
- rosebot (Ahem.)
- every lesbian scorpio I've been in love with (except for paradox's body)
- my fursona
- killer frost (tv)
- tavore paran
- sera
- Cassandra pentaghast (I don't know why bioware thinks she's straight)
@SophiaSurname Solas as well (I don't know why Bioware thinks he''s a straight man, he did a revolution and dresses like an opossum, the straights could Never)
@dirkapitation Dyke Solas is an interesting approach, @swampvendor can you get in here and rate this
@dirkapitation @swampvendor or wait you just meant the "straight" part i apologize i am easily confused. Yeah Solas is gay as fuck and Bioware doesn't know shit.
But now that I've said it: Dyke Solas?
@SophiaSurname @swampvendor Don't get me wrong tho I'm 100% here for queer dude Solas as well. But dyke Solas has my heart
@dirkapitation @SophiaSurname all of this is good and i love it
also god like bioware. they're a god and not even human why would they be cis OR straight
@swampvendor @dirkapitation i think a lot about how one of the first things you said to me about Malazan Book Of The Fallen was basically "Anomander Rake and Calahan Brood are like, they've fucked, right? Just because they're both basically immoratal, you know?"
@SophiaSurname @dirkapitation it's not my fault I'm always right
@SophiaSurname @dirkapitation I do a backflip every day of my life, anomander
@dirkapitation @SophiaSurname proof solas is queer (and def nb):
-dresses like me (pajamas 24/7, animal bones)
-wolf girl
-impusively bad at art and art preservation
-shoots off mouth about social theories they've only got half the facts on but are very convinced about
-gets roasted by vivs and dorian
@swampvendor @SophiaSurname I can't believe I forgot about the wolf girl factor
@dirkapitation @SophiaSurname they absolutely have like 19 terrible airbushed wolf t-shirts and trapper keepers i can feel it.
@SophiaSurname @swampvendor I absolutely mean dyke Solas