unsafe dykes to keep clear of (I love them all)
- catra
- mercutio
- vriska
- harrow
- rosebot (Ahem.)
- every lesbian scorpio I've been in love with (except for paradox's body)
- my fursona
- killer frost (tv)
- tavore paran
- sera
- Cassandra pentaghast (I don't know why bioware thinks she's straight)
- himemiya anthy
- princess bubblegum
- Pearl Steven Universe
- Kiera (Ghosts in Quicksilver)
- Elwurd
- Paradox has finally seen this list and corrected me that her body is not an exception because it contains vriska
- god fine my entire polycule are you dykes happy now please don't hurt m---- oh, i see, yes
@SophiaSurname
DAVE: now hold on just a second
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: ... nowv hold on just a second.
@Paradox Yeah like you wouldn't be happier as a dyke
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: wvhat does this evwen mean?
@Paradox i now headcanon my girlfriend cronus as trans. I'm forcefemming you.
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: is this allowved can wve get a referee invwolvwed or something?
@Paradox I'm the ref and i say you're getting a penalty
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: somebody needs to call hussie about this one.
@Paradox I'm your author now bitch
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: i am pretty certain that that is not at all true but i dont havwe the info to back that up-
@Paradox I'll tell you when you're girler
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: wvhen wvhat
@SophiaSurname
CRONUS: your wvhat