hs2
have just accidentally composed an "epic" scenario for a climax to the dirk plot:
dirk tries to use his narrative powers to control June and gets pushed back (maybe his cape tears); he switches to vriska and gets absolutely wrecked both rhetorically and functionally; then he tries yiffy and he's just absolutely blasted off his feet. then terezi and davebot use a fraymotif with another dirk (pq dirk?) to separate ult dirk from his ultness, absolutely subduing him.
hs2
now I don't need to read the rest that's how it ends my canon now