a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

gf Zori Form (Stella specifically): "I want a top in a croptop to top me with a crop"

the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating ass

1 year ago i got a cool cat statue that is very smug

why do I date people who say things like this at 4:37 in the morning

"Pringlize me, mommy"

Femboy George Bush

best movie review i ever heard

Girlfriend: Have you ever seen down periscope?
Me: [shakes head]
Her: It's funny they're... [laughing] they're in a submarine but [laughing too hard to talk] they really shouldn't be....

damn this dude got *twisted* last night

You're not a war criminal if there's no military to judge you

always love when KC gets really hyped and reboosts all her art and/or memes i love seeing her art and memes so much

"i have the iq of a neutron star and i am maybe twice as dense" - jade harley 2020 @Paradox

i am taken
with the bitter end and the breaking
the way we mend
and i want you
I just can't pretend
I want you
we could just pretend

Her: how'd you get to be so sweet?
Me: oh, you know, a life time of small traumas

Damn y'all you heard of sex? Wild stuff, really dig it.

the thumbnail youtube decided on is amazing

Me: [posts a 6 minute long video]
Me 1 minute later: why hasn't anyone commented yet :(

https://youtu.be/VaA_UfxbJaQ I read prufrock on camera

if i hadn't believed her, i wouldn't have been so confused about how few people in the community have been talking directly to me since covid started

asd,fjadsf;jasdf I just got really excited because i thought i had found a TINY skirt that i didn't remember owning in my clean laundry but it turns out it's "just" the swimsuit bottom i bought a couple weeks ago