a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=157180972732798&id=101329438317952&anchor_composer=false this is satire right, there's no way they meant this

@KC It's really funny that you liked this trill instantly because I was thinking of going "last time reality ran out of ideas it did come up with the perfect combination of ideas, the platypus"

reality is just putting words together to make new things for the hell of it at this point

every day i wonder more and more if novelty theory is real

every day i grow wearier

Have been presented with some fascinating statistics

love always wakes the dragon

i just realized how fucking funny "original sin 2" is as a concept

https://twitter.com/MonsterIslandB/status/1318543376803942400

the center cannot meme

feeling extraordinarily hot today folks

love to rock the "short skirt and athletic socks" look

*ac is too sl33py to remempurr purrbeast words*

*ac purrsents their furst offurcial furiendsim ship:*

Chixie Roixmr/?????? Elwurd

o hey

neither of them is bad they just DON'T FUCKING MATCH

Caldwell Tanner's voice is NOT the voice for Caldwell Tanner's face.

moonshine you are in the like 4th room in the tomb of horrors stop burning all your goddamn spells

saying this triggered a "several people are typing"

There are only 5 people in the server

Everyone except me was typing

am i the oldest shrike