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homestuck 

hey how the fuck did karkat beat clover

uspol 

so are any of Biden's planned executive orders about the ICE concentration camps?

no?

have the concentration camps been mentioned as part of the legislation coming in?

I can't find it, hm!

soldier purrbeasts 

.... ok wait firestar DOES go around forcing the clan way of life on the remnants of skyclan and the tribe of rushing water

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soldier purrbeasts 

thunderclan: *plans to destroy medical supplies*
thunderclan: shadowclan are so wicked and evil, can't trust those sneaks

thunderclan is an allegory for America.

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soldier purrbeasts 

oh, now goosefeather is directly advocating for war crimes. that's an escalation from "goofy lazy doctor" 50 pages ago

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religion, weird christianity shit 

what the fuck i did not know that elisha's bears killed FORTY TWO children!

homestuck 

pararoxy is down with any pronouns, and "fae/faer" is my favorite neopronoun set, so,

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i should probably try to sleep better tonight, i'm making some of the absolute dumbest jokes possible

homestuck shitpost 

Calliope: did yoU hear that dirk and eqUiUs broke Up? i foUnd oUt from roxy at a party last night, fae kept talking about how great the horse divorce was. it seemed a bit gaUche to me to revel in their pain, bUt to each faer own!

no one knows you're a hynea on the internet because everyone's always "lol"ing at nothing

King of the Hill is one of those american cartoons that tried to start out pretty grounded and got noticeably wackier after a couple seasons. I don't know when the divide happened but there's definitely a more Cartoony vibe to the show, higher voices, faster pacing, etc, after the first season or maybe 2. King of the Hill is also one of the ones that pulled off that transition.

new variation of horseshoe theory, "lowercase omega theory", ω, because there are somehow violent centrist extremists

last stab, isn't that espresso stand on a tmbg album cover

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