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Why do people not listen to the actual goddamn words I say. When I ask you if I'm supposed to do something, I am not asking you to do it for me. When i say we are using words differently, I don't want you to accept that when I say it the exact same way 5 minutes after you tell me we're not

Door at work: starts making just the worst noise
Me: holy shit is anyone gonna fix that
Receptionist: [dismissive] that's the owner's problem
Me: has anyone told him?
Receptionist: he can hear it.
Me: ...
Me: hey owner do you know about the door making the worst noise?
Owner: what noise?

"A couple meteors this week? Hmmm, I haven't been to above top secret in a while, i wonder how those cranks are doing"

"Ah they're full qanon, that makes sense"

Just watched a bunny cross a 3 lane+bus lane downtown street during morning rush hour. It was completely fine. I didn't see it climb the stairs but it is at the top.

owl house season 2 

we only got through episode 2 but i'm engrossed again. Badly wanna know so many things. badly want the girls to kiss.

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Do I trust questionable content to nail this "Clinton is obsessed with AIs who are explicitly wholeass people" story

Queer disk horse 

"Bi lesbian is transphobic" ma'am this is a Wendy's

Gideon/harrow the ninth aka the locked tomb trilogy, homestuck, completely unnecessary queer disk horse 

Why is someone who says "these lesbians are davekat" a bi lesbian exclusionist i am losing my mind

i mean i know why but witnessing the cognitive dissonance is just. a lot.

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Gideon/harrow the ninth aka the locked tomb trilogy, homestuck 

"Ianthe is Vriska" You probably think Vriska is blonde too

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Gideon/harrow the ninth aka the locked tomb trilogy, homestuck 

"Gideon/Harrow isn't Vrisrezi, it's Davekat" I will kill you where you stand

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invented conspiracy theory 

ARGs are a psyop to make people think that every weird thing and every abnormal event and every out there spirituality is an ad

So you want to trans your gender just to the opposite and pass perfectly? IDK that sounds like being cis with extra steps

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