a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

I really hate it in skyrim when i use whirlwind sprint to go past a guard and he says "let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll." bitch i am using a power of old that is the only method of killing satan, i can get back my own sweetroll.

Looking for a senpai

Not a sex thing

Any time i try to draw a dick i draw a mushroom cloud instead and I think Freud would be very interested in that

"It's a callback!" - the horniness gc

playin tee ko with the horniness gc

You better Bi-den Lesbian to the polls this november

asmr eridan calls you an ess jay double you

this fox is a good girl

why does this bottle have a cap and a cork

tonight's plans

more true than it was 2 years ago

my aunt worked for the department of labor until she retired. did you know that unemployment payments are meant to stabilize the economy, not keep people alive?

one big downside to the simulation theory would be that huge swaths of the fandom would not understand and think that it meant the whole series had been a simulation. that's what happened with lost, where the flashsideways in s6 were flashes to purgatory so the fandom thought the entire series was in purgatory god I hate bad media literacy

the simulation theory isn't "oh it was a simulation all along" - its that someone trapped the entities in a computer program using the ritual at the end of s4 to cut the world off. the only reason I think this is a possibility is because the creepypasta episode feels worth being a chekovs gun

for some reason the stuff about the edges of reality really bolsters my feeling about my theory that the horror world of s5 is contained in a pocket dimension contained in hilltop road - or maybe even a simulation, like the "corners" creepypasta dude from s2

haha holy shit I'm sexy

You know I've spent about 13 years thinking that I wasn't traumatized by the IB Program as much as my peers but I'm bipolar and plural now so i guess i must have just suppressed it better

year 3 day 27. going a bit goffic today.

Since i have to wait another half hour for the bus cuz i missed the right one I decided to take the opportunity to try on some different earings that i've had forever and joke's on me because i think the one that didn't fall out is bent