Unregistered FireArm 2 @agonist@shrike.club

So I guess the reason I don't like most scifi novels is due to them having what I can only describe as an immature relationship with violence - even a lot of the stuff winning Most Smartest Of The Year Award

You can easily tell when I'm listening to TMG because I'll start posting shit like this

Get stomped like a snomp
Lie down in the domp

Actually maybe it would rule if the big scandal line shifted from Aaron Sorkin "shame on you, sir!" to everyone lawyering CIA opsec. Yeah the president should be the person who's best at hiding papers actually

That's his beddy bye reading material

I keep seeing news scandalized that the fbi found classified documents in Biden's house like wtf else did you expect? Girl scout cookies? The communist manifesto?

WOKE UP AFRAID OF MY SONADOW
LIKE, GENUINELY AFRAID

The Tarkovsky Virgin VS the Oddly Satisfying Chad

STRASZE: I have been asked to inform you you are being transported under the auspices of certain individuals - as in - uh, fuck--

MEGAN: What?

STRASZE: DEEZ NUTS [punches Megan in the face]

Adding femdom to Legions like

No one posts like they do on Tumblr

Landlords will rent you a place with spiders

Peter Brotzmann's Machine Girl

*watching a glowing monkey be born from a fucked up magic stone* Meh, surely he'll be rivaled under heaven.

Muy lord he has the Sog

In Shakespeare times you could get a terminal disease from being too wet

There's two ways a Shakespeare play can open: a guy doing the "insane asylum" monologue, or seven guys on horseback saying "play now my lord"

ME: I'm cutting a bloody path of revenge all the way to Florida.

ESTHER: yaaaaay :)

Watch me cut Nillin down and out of the air like baked clay in our sickest Yomi yet