Unregistered FireArm 2 @agonist@shrike.club

ME: Should I change my display name?
ESTHER: i don't think i can legally advise that or i'm committing a hatecrime
ME: Against WHO?
ESTHER: trans women.
ME: HOW!
ESTHER: sexualizing you.

Being into feet but as a dom

Doctor... p[lease... my riffs... they're so fucking sick

*on Wikipedia at 1 AM* insane that giraffes exist

#moisture

#listening death metal

Infinite swag

It's almost like a challenge what these guys are doing because they have that deathcore guitar tone meant to maximize the effect of long, exaggerated pinch harmonics, but they have fully death metal mastering and also good songwriting

https://youtu.be/rQWW05bcceM If I was a deathcore guy hearing the breakdown at 4:05 I'd quit music out of like respect for the art form

Death/hardcore embarrasses deathcore so constantly by comparison. Songwriting like you're the first guy ever to combine death metal and hardcore punk > acquiescing to the weight room vegan genre

https://youtu.be/e9dYfkgpqvU BEHOLD THE SLAP BASS

My favorite metal albums? Why, the ones with the slap bass

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device

Every day Esther invents about three new noises

ESTHER: i can be any breed of cat that's blonde.

ME: I could get apple pie right now.

VALERIE: (perfect texan accent) Bless You're Heart

Jesus Christ have you guys heard this.

If you think too hard about what album you want to listen to today you will end up listening to Master of Puppets again