Unregistered FireArm 2 @agonist@shrike.club

When me and Valerie finally meet we’re gonna interview each other over tacos like a Mexican/Texan mutual assured destruction version of Hot Ones

That is a fault line sneezing. New Yorkers are drama queens

4.8 isn’t an earthquake

Nobody should disagree with me I’m too pretty

To be clear I genuinely like it. Because I like riffs.

I like it when an album blurb lies to me and promises me that it is Reinventing The Rigid Strictures Of War Metal before serving me forty minutes of boilerplate blackdeath riffs

Devil Master today

Listening to the band on your back patch grants you 2x critical damage

A GAMER'S MIND BATHOS: on the meta of choice in video games

On SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/pub/julianorza/p/a-gamer-minds-bathos?r=kjj4f&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

One of them only lies and the other one also only lies

I really like how one of the built by gamers guy is always facing left and the other one is always facing right. There's something manzai about it.

IF THIS TOUR DOESN'T KILL YOU, I WILL: A CAVES OF QUD STORY, CHAPTER 2

"Let's play any questions. "You ask me a question, I ask you a question, and then we do this any number of times."

PEOPLE DIE. METAL LIVES.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51614959/chapters/139258375

#qud #cavesofqud

or like, Mancaxe I guess

Awesome business spotted uptown: MANCAVE FOR MEN

Could be us

Metallum turned on Light Mode for april fools

Space marine model: one single flat color piece of armor, Glue Not Required

Militarum model: seventy microscopic differently colored accessories to choose from! Hyper realistic crying blood! Batteries Not Included

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