Unregistered FireArm 2 @agonist@shrike.club

Sleep like women
Wake up like women

For years football yaoi has suffered under the binary of Tight End and Wide Receiver... Men of the world, I give you, the Wide End, and Tight Receiver

#shrikeclub

Kanye started going mad with power when we let him get away with "how could you be so Doctor Evil"

Nowadays you can't give a guy a cool flash step power without some jerkoff making a "teleports behind you" meme. Everyone has to be funny.

Their rigid gender model drives like THIS, our rigid gender model drives like THIS

Girls we gotta stop acting like "twink" is a sacred category

Sex Cool Billion Demons

"I'VE NEVER FELT POWER LIKE THIS BEFORE!!" is a two-player, twenty-ish minute game where whoever makes up the most overwrought martial arts attack name wins.

HAJIME!!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nnMocNcnXoQEJBB6AtSxOgZ9siAyq_QRm_bN04ksDyo/edit

I have got to figure out how to wear this outfit (and only this outfit) by summer without getting hatecrimed

Hello, I'm Website Man, proud possessor of a fully developed frontal lobe. I make choices with it every day.

Fully Grown Website Operator.

Website Adult.

I would like to start calling him "Website Man". Website Boy has kind of run its course as far as highlighting his immaturity; in its faux-sincerity, Website Man still has bite.

"Worst Tortilla Ever" Asked To Leave Julia's Kitchen