@ahamkara Italian pepper mills are that size so the waiter can bonk the inevitable scorpions on the head as they spawn all over your pizza

@ahamkara Victorians used basil in bouquets to symbolize hatred inspired by the poem "Isabella"

@ahamkara big if true

@ahamkara me when i have an unfortunate case of scorpions in my brain

@ahamkara doesn't seem unfortunate for the scorpions

@ahamkara this is true my friend kevin died from brain scorpions

@ahamkara That's it, every time I misbehave I'm blaming #BrainScorpions.

@ahamkara I love how for a thousand years in Europe all science was basically made up on the spot by the dad from Calvin & Hobbes

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What the hell? 😂

@ahamkara @nytpu Did Europe have some scorpion flood at some point?