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why the fuck would you put hey there delilah on sex playlist

is this like some kinda extended bit based on that one 50s song where a kid sees their mom kiss their dad in santa costume and assumes their mom is cucking their dad w santa claus himself

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how many songs are htere about women wanting to fuck santa

i log on to shrike club; i am prompted to visualize a Disney(R) Pixar(R) Cars(R) version of the entire via crucis, including all 14 scriptural stations of the cross, 7 sayings on the cross, and 5 holy wounds; i log off from shrike club

"asoiaf is gritty asoiaf is realistic". bitch. asoiaf looks like This

thinking about harold blooms "reconstructed" torah j source writer waifu

husserel is like what if an analytic guy was continental. whitehead is like what if a continental guy was analytic.

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