Burghess Toppins @burghess@shrike.club

king charles returns to public duties after smokeing every poultice he could find and popping his yuge prostate with a red hot needle. soruces close to the royal family say that thing is big and round and nasty

Prince Smelliam has taken up squirt duties

Left wing extremeism today in last vegas means that you aren't allowed to come no matter what.

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Making noises from my gunts

End of your life.

Golden Game Bringe found on the right side of the imazhe

Seriously thinking about saying just fuck it men and doing something peculiar + inadvisable in my home town of san marino pennsylvania and by all of this I mean it's ready to go it's fucking time mashing mashing mashing going around with my hockey puck and seeing who'll take a swing

Polishing my toppins

Fuhck

Hhaeugh

Ogh

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I learned how to speak the same way a nintendogs does: micropone activated

Can you put your father elsewhere. He's gurgling all the sludge.

You've got that "new sir smell"

Thinking about frolicking in a abandoned junkyard and getting little scratches from all the rust

Brother I'm going to engorge

Stabs a guy wwith my car keys and ythen twists it and gets really afraid when the guy starts sputtering revving and spooting out smog. He really got one on me this time

My dip shit brother called me weird and said I am odd so I put in his favorite pair of earbuds and sarted listening to hard dupstep and did a little dance and imagined me john wicking his college graduate ass to peaces