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(to the tune of heel turn 2)
Pet me oh so sweet
Curl up in a ball
Feed me lots of treats
I am very small

Pick me up
Put me down
I am gonna lie down here

The borderworld, Houston, is losing the series for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty team you beat over there, I am impressed.

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Adam Frazier in the flesh... or at the home plate, I took the liberty of relieving you of your uniform, most of it was Mariners property. As for the bat, I think you've earned it.

this isn't like a discourse or anything moreso just things i see in many places over long periods of time without discussion. i feel we mistake semiotics for the subjects they signpost too often. like we take people's depictions of matters as legitimate even if we recognise them as wrong without inspecting their motives and Also reflecting that motive on our internalisation of their depiction.

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i keep thinking about this because i see people talk about sex as a concept being normalised in society and pointing to like, mcdonalds ads in the 90s. those two concepts have nothing to do with one another.

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capitalism doesn't sell sex capitalism desensitises and breaks sex apart and sells products using the remaining marketable semiotics it extracts from the rubble. when has a scantily clad woman in a perfume ad ever looked hot to anybody.

PROTAGONIST ARRIVES ON SCENE WITH TRIFORCE T-SHIRT AND SHORT HAIR CUT

CAMERA PANS TO ME. IT CRASH ZOOMS ON MY FACE SHOWING ME IN DARK EYELINER WITH CYAN RACCOON TAILS AND PANS DOWN TO MY NYAN CAT SHIRT THAT SAYS 'I CAN HAZ RAINBOWZ?' IN STROKED IMPACT FONT

"only one qt3.14 is walking away from this denny's.... XP"

I TAKE OUT MY IRON MACE, BLOODSTAINED,

thank god the sonic movies are good because if i heard someone say "sonic had a rough transition to the silver screen" i would strangle them

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ownerless taught me it's okay to murder people if you do it in a cool way

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ownerless taught me its okay to be a little faggot robot

when i was a young boy
my father took me into the city
increased strength and speed

to all the artists drawing malenia with smaller shoulders and bigger boobs: kill yourself

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS