Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club

Littles of the world, we must follow in the footsteps of those luddites who smashed the clocks upon their revolution, and do away with the tyranny of the calendar. Childhood as dictated by age groups is simply a normalisation of the labour pipeline from schooling to industry, that we are only free to enjoy the world in captivity until we become its wardens. In the free world, we will all be watching Bluey past our bedtimes.

Another day volunteering at the fourth coil of the Labyrinth of Tigers. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the breeding specimens. Buddy, they wont even let me fuck them.

MY HORSE IS DONE!!! SAY HELLO TO ORCHID MIST

The Famous Line of John Wick

Kids these days saying that “feral” is “problematic” just because I emerged from my cave for the first time in my life and started eating all the chalk and attacking people in face paint . Grow up

Rest In

Prototype of my self-contained andesite alloy generator using only lava and cobblestone + some algebra I did to work out optimal ratios and control flow

How does it feel
To drink me as I brew

Cuno can reclaim

Fuck with us

Perhaps one of the more egregious parts of my bookshelf

I'll boost this here and there because I want people to indulge in my autism.

If you're having any issues whatsoever getting set up, you can use my linked guide, or ask me directly, I'm nice.

CREATE: ASTRAL SERVER IS NOW UP AND RUNNING! COME GET YOUR MODDED MINECRAFT FIX - WELCOME TO ALL SHRIKES AND FRIENDS

SERVER DOMAIN: mc.seraph.network

MODPACK: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-astral

GUIDE ON GETTING SET UP: https://seraph.network/minecraft/

INTERACTIVE WEB MAP: https://map.seraph.network/

New outfit :>

I want this Twilight Sparkle outfit so bad. She's literally me (source: https://www.tumblr.com/lemonadier/739829988353802240?source=share)

LUMI: Yeah, there’s not enough room to swing a cat in here, we need to move somewhere where there’s-
ME: (grabs Lumi’s leg)
LUMI: NO!!! THERE’S NO ROOM!!!

Tiny little fucking guy spotted ‼️‼️‼️