Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club

MARINERS WIN 6-0 AGAINST THE ASTROS

thank god the sonic movies are good because if i heard someone say "sonic had a rough transition to the silver screen" i would strangle them

ownerless taught me it's okay to murder people if you do it in a cool way

ownerless taught me its okay to be a little faggot robot

when i was a young boy
my father took me into the city
increased strength and speed

to all the artists drawing malenia with smaller shoulders and bigger boobs: kill yourself

in funnier news the woman who wrote "How To Murder Your Husband" got convicted for murdering her husband today

https://news.sky.com/story/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-nancy-crampton-brophy-found-guilty-of-murdering-her-husband-12621688

Witness the beginning of a #MuscleUniverse

encore!

the boyfriends comic would be better if these guys had to kill each other to survive. i think they deserve to be hurt

they're not even real people. they're not actually gay they're drawings

i think the boyfriends comic needs to be removed from all platforms as soon as possible

okay last one

it's always world goth day somewhere in the world...........
(by my sweetheart @HarmHearts)

no motherfucker i will never "manage customer expectations" why don't you manage getting some bitches

THE MARINERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
BALL COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE HAS SPEED
SO MISS ALL YOUR THROWS, OR SWING YOUR BAT WAY TOO LOW
MAYBE THEY'LL WIN SOME MORE GAMES, BUT NOT YOU

I feel entirely neutral about the baseball.

IT'S ME YUGI BOY THE EGYPTIAN PHAROAH SPEAKING TO YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR PUZZLE
LISTEN TO ME YUGI BOY
LEAVE THE GIRLS WE DON'T NEED THEM
COME WITH ME, PLAY MY GAMES
WE'LL PLAY CARD GAMES ON... BIKES!!!
YOU NEED ME YUGI BOY YOUR LIFEPOINTS ARE AN ILLUSION

do you think cerberus gets along well with his head mates