Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club
- AGE
- 26
- PRONOUNS
- it/that (she if we’re cordial)
"Who will blame him if he does homage to the beauty of the world?”
Elspeth (but you may call me Elsie).
Live and remain ever rustless✨
⚧️ΘΔ
Joined May 2020
man: can we desire more than this?
samudaya: no, we have desire at home
(brockhamption fake instrumental)
yippee yay yippee yay haha hehe haha lol
yippee yay yippee yay teehee l m f a o
yippee yay yippee yay hehe this is very cool
please don't treat me oh so cruel, i am just a dog so small
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Adam, if you even still... remember that name. But I'm afraid you have been misinformed.
You are not here to close a game, nor have you been called here by the team you assume, although you have been called.
You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of strikes and balls, flyouts and double plays. A labyrinth with no home plate, a field with no bases. You don't even realise that you are trapped.
Adam's famous double... play!
The baseball will continue until morale improves.
He's pitching the ball, and every time he realizes he's pitching the ball, he figures he should just keep pitching the ball, and sometimes he strikes, and sometimes he misses, and his right arm is beginning to grow slack and numb, and all he wants to do is just keep pitching, somehow to keep on pitching.
He has no more innings to follow, but he catches the throw and gets ready to pitch again and again and keeps pitching into the night.
He wants to keep pitching.
He wants to pitch forever.
i'm a, beard thinner
i'm a, over glittered
i'm a, save and quitter
i'm a, got run off twitter
i'm a, hair trigger
i'm a, fucking sound off
i'm a, indie shitter
i'm a, big yiiker
i'm a
big yiiker big yiiker big yiikerrrrr
big yiiker big yiiker big yiikerrrrr
big yiiker big yiiker big yiikerrrrr
big yiiker big yiiker big yiikerrrrr
llama for dollars fill the slot
earthbound hollers basic plot
girl is dead, shes so hot
deny it shes an astronaut
out at the NATO conference signing the trade policy of my life with a bunch of allied nations. they're all just out of frame, signing too
okay sorry i promise im not dunking on anyone for enjoying a product but also like no one talked about this when it happened for longer than an hour and i feel a little weird talking about this movie without mentioning it
an ex-nintendo employee has whistleblown the company for hiring a union busting firm and omitting contracted QA testers from being credited for working on smash bros (until much later after the game had been out for years)
https://www.axios.com/2022/09/29/nintendo-tester-union-busting-whistleblower
gay rapper: "he hurtin my feelings he kiss my dick worse/you don't fuckin talk but your words are a curse/go get the fuck out of my favourite shirt/cus your touch is cheap and my feelings are dirt"
straight guy feature: "IM GETTING BIIIIITCHES, MONEY AND FAME/I LOVE PUSSY BIKES MY CAR AND A DAME/I DON'T DO IT FOR CASH OR THE FAME/I JUST WANT THE MCRIB BACK MCCHICKEN IS LAME"
Please Come To My Corner I Promise I Won't Wait At A Bad Angle And Kill You Mid-Super With The Flingza Roller
sick of this impermanance shit. from now on you stay the same forever and if you leave my sight you never existed
Squirt Vonnegut
jpegmafia:
die young on the streets sporting treasure you jumpin the thresher this shit is high pressure i'm feeling like ke$ha baby
(blah blah blah.... bitch) (counter strike bomb explosion sfx) (halo wars "All Units" sfx) (dial up modem) (wilhelm scream)
zack fox:
yeah, yeah, yeah
down kool aid out by the gallon
(pause) i might kill jimmy fallon
(longer pause) last night i grew talons
i think its a matter of public duty that we get joe biden off of his meds and bring him back to how he was pre-election
- AGE
- 26
- PRONOUNS
- it/that (she if we’re cordial)
"Who will blame him if he does homage to the beauty of the world?”
Elspeth (but you may call me Elsie).
Live and remain ever rustless✨
⚧️ΘΔ
Joined May 2020
