Pun @dogexmachina@shrike.club
just kind of here, you know?
Joined May 2020
flattery is the most sincere form of being imitated
i wonder if theres a standardized size for corndogs or you just kind of free form it if you make them
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my dude, a several billion dollar increase in the pentagon's budget being 'only 1%' is not the epic win for your white cheddar cheeto you think it is
@kate damn the professional lying industry is cutthroat
@kate do you think they get bonuses for finding the biggest possible thing to lie about?
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France trying to outlaw head coverings is full stop fascism. Sorry if you dont wear head coverings and find this concept hard to understand.
also, nobody asked your white ass about it anyway, boot licker shit head
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here we see the catastrophic results of stalin's five point exploding heart palm technique, carried out in 1931 and taking effect 60 years later, on russia's population. still think communism is good??
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if youre christian you should treat it like beign really into clown tf. its fine to do on your own time but if spreading the word about it is your whole M.O. then dont be surprised when people dont wanna talk to you
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must be hard to lose your husband and cousin at the same time 😔
kinda horny?
begins shuffling through the music mines to find montero-esque songs by wlw singing about fucking women
okay but the bratwurst im eating is really good
bratwurst? no. bratbest. thanks for clicking on funny jokes dot com
its one thing to find out someone who you thought you were cool with doesnt like you, its another thing to find out someone you dont even really know doesnt like you. if youre a celebrity, its probably just a day to day experience, but when youre a nobody, its just kind of weird
on second thought, im going to learn the actual vocabulary, then never use it because i think describing music through onomatopoeia is hilarious!
when funk bass goes baah baahn wocka? thats the good stuff
that said, i DO like it when the guitar goes weedley weedley wee
i need to learn musical terms so i can actually describe what im listening to and not just use vague terms like " i like when the guitar goes weedley weedley wee"
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the dream: the law protects the humble artist from having their work stolen!
the reality: under the vast majority of contractual relations artist-workers have no ownership over what they produce, disney can sue you for drawing three circles on a napkin, and urban outfitters will just give you a middle finger and clone your designs anyway because fuck you we have lawyers
