fascinated w/ how most people have split into this very well defined line of thinking "ultdirk bad altcallie good" while im like they've both done whatever the fuck they wanted none of them are objectively "good" by whatever standards you're utilizing and id go as far as to say altcallie has done as much if not more "reprehensible" things as dirk lmao neither of them is a balanced storyteller they have too many imposing desires
ppl go "altcallie is the saint to dirks devil" ----> i look at jade and jake and go hnnnnnnnnnn are you sure about that
jade's body being puppeteered though multiple dimensions as a necessary evil to callie's desires and jake being loathed so much he's gets hit with the tricksterpop on command and called an idiot all the way through
@dogexmachina now this is an interesting lens to read with... I agree tbh, she only hides her hand under the guise of neutrality much better, but shes not a blank slate
@dogexmachina @holytomater alt callie has jade as her self insert and she shipped her self with dave strider. typical self insert
@worstGirlEva @dogexmachina THIS IS SO DEPRESSING
@holytomater @dogexmachina muses will give everyone a happy ending and ship their self insert with dave strider and be like "can't help being a scorpio."
@holytomater altcallie hates jake because she doesnt understand him at all and doesnt know how to write him and she "loves" jade in so much as she sees an opportunity to project into jade all her insecurities without taking anything jade cares about into account. alt!callies fucked up