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Every time I open my eyes laser beams shoot out and pwn everyone whose opinions aren't as good as mine

Catch me at my workplace making nonsense posts instead of getting the sleep I need to be up in time to leave work tomorrow morning

I simply think it is cool, sometimes, to pretend I am a being of intense power rather than someone devoid of any agency

@kal_la_kal_la cowards hide behind their computers and shitty phones in terror of your gaze. Like Medusa but with less statues.
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