liv @liv@shrike.club

ok do you also want to step on my foot and push me off a cliff

this is what i look like at 2am eating a shitty grocery store pain au chocolat. if you care

my favourite achievement

when you're a github actions ci runner, your main job is to waste as much time as possible on a cleanup task that should normally take 2 seconds

remembering spamton sweepstakes

i am not immune

the people yearn

literally all public holidays this year are on work days we're so fucking back

Girl dinner or whatever

"oh you're taking the eurostar? i wish i went to london in the channel tunnel"
"no, i'm taking the thalys. they renamed it to eurostar"
"i see, have fun in paris then!"
"oh. no i'm just taking it between two german cities 25 minutes away from each other for no particular reason"
"oh"

Taking what is potentially the funniest train journey tomorrow

ajvar is like 4 bucks now We Need An Absolute Dictatorship Of The Proletariat That Considers Ajvar To Be An Essential Foodstuff

my name is liv h i am 24 year old child from imperialist fascist germany . i have to go to supermarket to get ingredients for couscous . it will cost like 10 euros. mr biden pelase send fighter jets to liberate my country immediately

PLEASE open up google maps and go to montevideo right now