cfo of spopr inc. @lup@shrike.club

i heard music that sounded just like that one theme from spongebob that plays when he's sad and she was like... no i heard it actually. it does sound like that. and i was like, yes!! it sounds exactly like it! and she was like... i mean, not EXACTLY like it... :/

whenever my wife sides with me in a discussion she always secures herself a little bit of plausible deniability so that she doesn't side with me TOO hard. just to be safe

i coulda got this in 4 if i was just a LITTLE cleverer. just a little bit

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CALLISTA: who the fuck is beef boss??
JETT: hahahaaaaa
JETT: hmm
JETT: burger head

ME: i love this ad text on the side of the otter pops box that says,
ME: "popular among generations of folks"
CALLISTA: awesome
CALLISTA: truly
CALLISTA: it is known

god damn it

this is of course operating under the concept that there is such a thing as a consistently reputable leaker, which is not true

i continue not to believe it at all, to be so clear, despite Reputable Leakers™©® (lol) claiming it's real, but to be clear if keanu reeves is in fact voice acting for shadow in sonic 3 then my enjoyment of the film will drop at least a solid 40-50%

ME: you are not... a cast iron pan.
CALLISTA: :(
CALLISTA: why would you say that :(

ME: [pointing at an image of Otter Pops] you seen this?
CALLISTA: i've seen creatures like this
ME: creatures?????

ouuuuugh my nyquil cap had a puncture in the lid. so when i poured it in it spilled everywhere all over me and all over the bed and onto the floor a bit. i hate my life

btw i think it's very funny that callista and i only read it in the fading minutes of the day but. homestuck was crazy good this week

ghastly living conditions for myself at present. i would not be getting through it if not for my dearest callista

i am the only one who is still sick out of the household so thankfully my darling wife is taking care of me but i must be truthful i am getting quite so tired of being this sick. my chest hurts from the coughing often. i fainted the other day

i have spent what is now several weeks very very badly sick. i have had a horrible cough and congestion and headaches and awful fatigue and brain fog for what is now going on 3 weeks. i am on my second bottles of dayquil and nyquil. i am not afraid that i am dying or any such but i fear that the grim reaper is grabbing me and shaking me all around just to give me a little preview of what it will be like when i hit age 80+

"there's like... a whole foot between us... :("

have been asking callista if i could have a little more space on the couch and it has resulted in her pouting and sulking and fake crying and asking if i don't love her anymore

i have this really terrifying habit of fainting when i get especially worked up about something. laughing really hard, apparently (as of tonight) coughing really hard, stuff like that. it's only ever been a thing that's happened while i'm sitting down but i am kinda scared of what will happen if it's ever not. i am sure it's not dangerous, but. one cannot help but be a bit scared of it

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