@futureimperfect staring people deep in the eyes repeating "okay do the next one" over and over in your mind

@mostportem Telling myself "don't literally roll your eyes that's not how it's done"

@futureimperfect DDR style combo ratings appear in your peripheral vision as you expertly compliment a cashier's earrings after discerning that they have an 80% chance to be receptive to the gesture after seeing how they interacted with the previous customer

@Nil Regrettably we can't all command every conversational combination that has ever existed 😔😔

@Nil but we will all make it through nevertheless!

@pataphysicker that's right that's Sooo Right of you