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going to start saying it like porno-graphy to throw people off

in the process of making her i had to buy a fantasia and i'll never ever get over the image on the cash shop

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thinking about developing new quirks might start elaborating on acronyms after i say them. would be cute imo (in my opinion)

goomy that wants to know what you plan to do once you graduate like are you planning on seeing europe we should explore while we're young y'know

so no one was gonna tell me about the guy on capitol hill who tased his nuts and died

you can say "i'm a car too" and either be talking about utena or eric andre and that's beautiful

when will the experts on capitol hill analyze my dick and balls

overhearing a girl i like is into westerns and impressing her with my encyclopedic knowledge of u.s backed coups

vanishing off the south of the british coast so british sea power writes about me, in an incredible flex

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i want the words "no one was ever quite sure what was going on there" to be said at my eulogy

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i want to sail into the ocean and disappear at sea without a trace because i think it'd be really cool. leave a little mystery

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