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i keep talking about how toronto is fake and kendrick lamar has finally decided to make his stance clear

installing thermal cameras in your gamer den to determine which epic orchestral mixes make your pegis bounce

check out my new light novel, I Heard The God-King Of This Wretched World Is A Huge Faggot,

very scary and confusing
destination of my choosing
🎶 everybody wants to rule the world 🎶

i can't rate the people's joker because i haven't seen it yet but i have to trust it on the basis that i love my friends and respect their opinions and also free points for transgender. balancing the scales in woke america

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we have our muscle girl neo-noir our silly dyke pulp and our boy manipulation love triangle drama. if i saw the tv glow is good i'm going to declare girls night officially back in effect

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i'm glad lesbians get their movies about directly inflicted desire (love lives bleeding) and fujoshi chess games (challengers) this year

foss whedon be like "he's right behind me isn't he" after an argument on stackexchange

[Mastodon Tip: You can decode this user's wail of anguish for 10 JokeCoins.]

sophie could produce on daddy's home but st. vincent could not produce on oil of every pearl's un-insides. and that's the gospel truth

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everyone wants to write about sophie's tragic passing but no one wants to make music that goes as fucking hard

utilitylimb just reappeared on twitter to announce heading a game studio. these are the signs of the end times to those who recognize them

matching names for you and the missus: Bloody Holly and Scary Tyler Moore

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